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Cupid and I (final)

(Cupid, Bin Laden, Monica Lewinsky and Bush hot stuff all to travel in search of Menem. They're about to go out and Cupid accidentally discovers that someone else is there that he had hidden. In a sort of laboratory built on the banks of a rushing stream, a man locked up)
Cupid (going to the lab) "Wait, what's this?
Monica Lewinsky: (nervous) "Nothing, nothing. Is a technician who works here ... We are going to be late, we must begin now ...
Cupid - No, first I want to know who that person ... (approaching and see the person dumps a product in water) What are you doing?
Monica Lewinsky: (he makes a sign of bin Laden, who pulls out a gun and goes to Cupid) - I said we gotta go Cupid.
Cupid - No, if they want to kill me, I do not care. I'm not leaving here until you tell me who is this guy and it does here.
Bush: (desperate, dramatic) -Nooooo, not killed by please! I will tell all: the Lord is Craig Venter. The kidnap and force it to adulterate the water around the world with Viagra. It is part of Monica's plan for revenge. There, now we please, I'm eager to join my love ...
Monica Lewinsky: - Idiot, no one had to know ... Cupid
: (surprised) - So ... whole story of the mutation and others .... is a lie ... (angry) They ruined my career, my life, and the whole world! (going to the lab, enters and frees the scientist)
Craig Venter: (excited) - Thank you, thank you! I will live to thank him. My poor artificial bacteria should be dead already ... (distressed) I go, I go to my lab, I lost time ... (running) thanks! ...
Cupid - I demand that they stop throwing water Viagra ... but no deal ...
Monica Lewinsky: (resigned) - Okay. Bin, go, go off the lab.
(dismantled the lab and we started. They go to where Menem)
Cupid (Bush) - We must be very careful, for my arrow can pass through the two cores without Menem's knowledge. You position yourself here and not move. I'm going to find the best angle for the arrow.
Bush: (thrilled) - Yes! Yes! I'll do what I ask ...
(Cupid seeks the best location to launch his arrow, and when he does have both hearts aligned, makes a sign to Bush and shoot the arrow. Bin Laden and Monica Lewinsky look expectant. Bush screams in pain, and his heart bleeds . At the same moment heard a sharp cry of pain from La Rioja.)
Monica Lewinsky: (desperate rush to Bush) - What happened? Bush, Bush ... answer ... (looks at Cupid) What did you do? You killed him!
Cupid (confused, go and look at Bush, which is bathed in blood ... I checked) I do not understand ... never went something like this ... But I think what happened is that none of them had heart ...
(Meanwhile, the world feels a wave of positive energy shining. With the death of these two beings without a heart, the balance that weighs good and evil is inclined towards love and peace. In addition, water begins to be pure, and the effects of Viagra overdose slowly begin to leave).
Cupid - Well, it's time to continue the journey, let us expect that the Writer.
(They reach the former home of Cupid. The Writer is very entertained by Linyera2. Linyera1 keeps alive the fire, and from 3 to sing and drink wine.)
Screenwriter: - Cupid! What a joy to see you again! Did you see that it was worth the trip? Monica, Bin, are welcome! (the hobos) Roberto, Victor, bring more wine we have visitors!
Bin Laden: - I'll go with Victor ...
Monica Lewinsky: - Well ... this place is very nice ...
Cupid (A screenwriter) - Well .. Mission accomplished right? "These characters will serve to the story that you wanted to write?
Screenwriter: (laughing) - Oh Cupid ... is they spent so much in your absence ...
Linyera 2: (embraces Screenwriter) "Yes, master ... and here we are putting our own history.
Cupid - Well, but the trip was not in vain ... (approaching Monica, looks into her eyes and takes her hand) - Monica ... Would not you like to join our hearts with one of my arrows?
Monica Lewinsky: - Ay fat, do not take it bad ... but I'm actually in love with the power ...
Cupid - you never hear about the power of love, baby?
Monica Lewinsky: (looks at him with an outline of love) - No, but you could tell me ....

The End ...

Writer: - And? What do you think? "Zafa?
Cupid - Zafa, yes, but this time it pulls off the crush that is you Come ....¡ Roberto!
Screenwriter: (nervous, begins to run) - Stop messing around Cupid, out of here look how clear all eh ...
Cupid (With laughter) --afraid ... and I'll grab you by surprise ...






Idea, direction and production: What is left of my mind & pecesypescaditos INC

Cast (in order of appearance): Cupid
............. Writer Mickey Rourke
............. ....................... Ivana
Linyera1 Espina (Victor) ... Ricky Martin
Linyera ............ 2 (Johnny Depp
Roberto )............. ............ Monica Lewinsky Kim Bassinger
..... ....................... Bin Laden Kotur Boluda the Bush

Menem ............................ ........... Montgomery Burns Ricardo Fort
................ Craig Venter .... Doc Emmett Brown ...............

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Cupid and me (Second Act)

(Cupid comes to a deserted place where there are caverns, caves, formed by rocks. You thirsty, hungry and ... is furious.)
Cupid (the screaming) - Damn! Who sends me my ball to give the crazy insane? What am I doing here? Instead of being quiet I have to come here! By the middle of nowhere !!!!! To find what?
(In one of the caves comes a woman, grab some rocks and starts throwing Cupid.)
Monica Lewinsky: - Silence! Shut up and identify yourself right now!
(Cupid is about women)
Cupid - Sorry, did not know there was someone here ... you are so like a. ..
Monica Lewinsky: - Am. The very Monica Lewinsky. And you know it. (resentfully) I can not believe that at last I have before me ...¡¡ Useless! .. Ruined my life, made me fall in love with that stupid, they just had a little problem threw me like I was a dog ...
Cupid - Monica, excuse me ... sometimes these things happen ... please tell me how I can amend my mistake ... (Surprised) How about doing here ...? A woman as beautiful as you ... I was always a fan of yours ...
Monica Lewinsky: (thoughtful) - The turns of life ...
(llorisqueando out of the cave man ...)
Monica Lewinsky: - Back to sleep Bin ... Please get a grip ... have visitors ....
Cupid (extends his hand to bin Laden, appearing ) - I'm cupid, happy
Monica Lewinsky: - He's Bin Laden ... does not talk much, is depressed and the situation worsens daily. Unbelievable.
(Bin Laden is still crying and then return to the cave)
Cupid - they do not understand here ... Is there someone else?
Monica Lewinsky: - Yes, come with me.
(They enter the cave .... There is a man with straitjacket)
Cupid - Bush! Why are you here? and thus, tied ...
Bin Laden: "Well, I think it's time for you to answer a few questions ... (He pulls a bin Laden mask and shows his true identity: Monica Lewinsky)
Cupid - (Surprised, stunned) Ppppee, peee, but ... if you are Monica ... Who is she?!
(The person who had the Monica Lewinsky mask take it off and it appears Bush. Va and unleashed the Bush false, which removes the mask and Bin Laden)
Monica Lewinsky: - Quiet fat, is for safety nothing more .... Now that you know our true identities will have to work with us o. .. (he makes a sign of bin Laden, who pulls a gun from his coat and pointing to Cupid) Cupid
: (nervous, scared) Ehh, no no, put the gun down, it is not necessary ... I do everything I say ...
Bush: (drama) - I'm so glad to hear those words! I suffered for so long (sobbing) waited so long for this moment ... I love so many things out of spite ... and now fate brings me to the right person. I felizzz! A glimmer of hope shines in my heart yearning ...
Monica Lewinsky: - Shut up please do not be a clown ... das shame ... (A Cupid) I will explain everything so well understood and do not ever go wrong ... The way it is. When Clinton bastard left me, I came out here to plan a large-scale retaliation. So I met Bin Laden, who introduced me to some friends founded Al-Qaeda ... and we plot the attacks that you already know, plus several more that suspended for various reasons. In my stay in Casablanca, I agreed to relevant information, so I was not a difficult task ... And of course Bush is also a member of Al Qaeda, as The Fish , Chavez, Obama, Mirtha Legrand, Mayor, President of British Petroleum, the owner of ComikSur , Lita Lazzari, Neuron Bipolar ... among others.
Cupid (does not understand anything ... you are scared and shocked) - Y. .. What do I need? Monica Lewinsky
: - Well ... things between us were going well, until Bush appeared. He's long love, love "impossible" and complex ... You can imagine ... We try to solve ... but we could not do anything ...
Cupid - I understand ... I then want a Bush with his love .... okay, I can. From the beginning of time that was my mission ... And who is the lady in question? Monica Lewinsky
: - No no, not a lady. This is a former president ... Carlos Menem. Did you know? Cupid
: - If yes, well ... ehh I will work regardless. If I may, I send a fax ... Is there some booth around here?
Monica Lewinsky: -Si, 300 meters to the east. Do not delay. And do not try to flee, not make it.
(Cupid goes to the booth and send a fax to the writer. The writer is with the hobos, very entertaining and full fire guitar playing, when you receive the fax. He reads, thinks a moment, grab a phone and called Cupid .)
Screenwriter: - Cupid, very good news that you have. I went ahead with the original plan. Do whatever you say, but convince them to join you this far. With such characters, I guess we'll have a good story. Cupid Okay, well, congratulations.
Linyera 2 - Dale, precious hurry. Leave that phone Come and sing you one of Silvio Rodriguez ...
Screenwriter: - I have to cut, keep me informed please. (Al Linyera 2) -I go with Robert, I hope I look for another wine ...


(To be continued ..)

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Cupid and I (first act)

Cupid - What are you looking? You never saw one being destroyed by the weight of history? You never saw a sick old man, fat and over? Huh? Go away.
Screenwriter: (feliz. .. wandered the world aimlessly looking for something to write and finds ...) - Cupid! Could recognize these arrows even with eyes closed ... What makes here? The world is falling apart, and you, the god of love, sitting here complaining ...
Cupid - And what does that do? I have overcome, have destroyed me, destroyed love, life, world, the environment ... (crying uncontrollably, find a bottle from the mess that surrounds him and begins to take ...) .
Screenwriter: - Well, well, all this has to have a solution ... (he takes the bottle and throws) have to put good vibes to life ... good face on things ... Be optimistic, living with joy ...
Cupid - (She wipes tears ... Annoyed and ironic) Claaaro Ay! We must put a good face! What I did not realize before?! Everything has a solution! (angry) You know what? Go, go, go to the corner to see if it rains or if you find the solution, then comes and tells me ... (Shouting) Loooocaaa! Just what I needed, a crazy mad bothering in my last days of life ... Get out of here, LOOOOCAAAA!
Linyera1: (waking and crying) - Shhh! ehhh, no one respects the dream of decent people! Lady, you do not see that we are resting ...
Linyera2 - And this mine who is? Another is to claim more than anything gil Cupid ...
Linyera 1: (died laughing) -Lady! If you come to claim anything inform you that the warranty expired long ago the arrows of the "angel."
Cupid (annoyed) - Enough of this old fool I do not know ...
Screenwriter: (Offended and losing patience ...) - Well, see, see ... jiffy. Any old fool ... I am a WRITER. I can write this story, which comes out bad and boring. Why I'm here, looking for interesting characters to see if I hit a ... (fantasize) and won some prize, or at least a mango, or maybe a new blog follower ... or prestige or fame ...
Linyera 2: (laughing) And it comes right here, to look at this old drunk ... "Interesting person" (dives to the floor and rolls of laughter)
Linyera 1: (tempted, trying to keep a straight) - Do not get me wrong, is not it, but why not seek "other" interesting character ... I do not know ... look at puebloinédito , there is full ... or see if a Fort interests you do not know ... contact him to Bill Gates, Lazzari Lita ...
Cupid (irritated) - There is!, Go, go just to find someone else and let me alone!
Screenwriter: (angry) - Look how alive they are! But no thanks, I already know what I want, and if not for good then it will be for bad. (Authoritarian) screenwriter Here I am, and here is what I say ... Is that clear, or is it drawing? ... So my dear Cupid, now it's going to take a bath and clean clothing. When ready, grab your items and work with me. (Cupid is looking, among shocked and scared) I NOW! ...
(Cupid goes, protesting and in high dudgeon. Soon becomes bathed, combed, perfumed and with a completely white coat.)
Screenwriter: (Looks surprised) - Okay, this is the plan: you're going to travel the world, every corner of the world , to find all people who disagree with this way of life. As the meetings, you will be convinced to join you. Then you bring here, we organize and do a revolution, revolt, or at least do some brothel in the midst of this great boredom ... I urgently need new characters to give an interesting twist to this snafu, you know? It's simple, you can do it, do it ...
Cupid (trying to resign) - You're crazier than I thought ...
Screenwriter: (interrupts) -Crazy or not, remember you are under my strict orders, gee. Leave that old attitude of complaining and go now to fulfill its mission!.
(Cupid angry, furious, protesting screams, begins its journey.)


(To be continued ..)

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Cupid and I (Introduction)

This story took place in a very long future.
Due to the massive use of Viagra for centuries, the male body morphed dramatically. Humans males were born, grew and died with his penis in a permanent state of erection. During the transition many women happily took advantage of this fact, and there were periods in which gold had exceeded their love life to a lifelong sexual debauchery. But gold soon became mud: the sex stopped being interesting, romantic love was dead.
I was finally about to fulfill the prophecy stated several times that the end of the race was close. Indifferent to the possibility of sexual relations, men and women, old and died without issue. Some scientists swam against the tide of time human cloning is provided voluntarily and women who still retained some maternal instinct, gestures in her womb and gave birth to hope.
In this world without love, no sex, no sense hiding some timeless characters, that being prior to mutation, retained their genetic structure as we know it today.
One was Cupid, who for millennia served their time and their aim to unite hearts. Was desolate: not working, and seeing that his work was trampled by the irresponsible use of drugs, had left to depression and alcoholism.
His mane of golden curls once was now a tangle of gray hair long and dirty. His plump little body had tripled in size. Besides suffering gout, hypertension and arrhythmias.
lived on the streets as a hobo. Was protected from the cold with bonfires that performed with infinite arrows, now useless.
So I saw the day I found it by accident.
was a shocking event that forever changed both their lives.

(To be continued ...:)