Cupid and I (first act)
Cupid - What are you looking? You never saw one being destroyed by the weight of history? You never saw a sick old man, fat and over? Huh? Go away.
Screenwriter: (feliz. .. wandered the world aimlessly looking for something to write and finds ...) - Cupid! Could recognize these arrows even with eyes closed ... What makes here? The world is falling apart, and you, the god of love, sitting here complaining ...
Cupid - And what does that do? I have overcome, have destroyed me, destroyed love, life, world, the environment ... (crying uncontrollably, find a bottle from the mess that surrounds him and begins to take ...) .
Screenwriter: - Well, well, all this has to have a solution ... (he takes the bottle and throws) have to put good vibes to life ... good face on things ... Be optimistic, living with joy ...
Cupid - (She wipes tears ... Annoyed and ironic) Claaaro Ay! We must put a good face! What I did not realize before?! Everything has a solution! (angry) You know what? Go, go, go to the corner to see if it rains or if you find the solution, then comes and tells me ... (Shouting) Loooocaaa! Just what I needed, a crazy mad bothering in my last days of life ... Get out of here, LOOOOCAAAA!
Linyera1: (waking and crying) - Shhh! ehhh, no one respects the dream of decent people! Lady, you do not see that we are resting ...
Linyera2 - And this mine who is? Another is to claim more than anything gil Cupid ...
Linyera 1: (died laughing) -Lady! If you come to claim anything inform you that the warranty expired long ago the arrows of the "angel."
Cupid (annoyed) - Enough of this old fool I do not know ...
Screenwriter: (Offended and losing patience ...) - Well, see, see ... jiffy. Any old fool ... I am a WRITER. I can write this story, which comes out bad and boring. Why I'm here, looking for interesting characters to see if I hit a ... (fantasize) and won some prize, or at least a mango, or maybe a new blog follower ... or prestige or fame ...
Linyera 2: (laughing) And it comes right here, to look at this old drunk ... "Interesting person" (dives to the floor and rolls of laughter)
Linyera 1: (tempted, trying to keep a straight) - Do not get me wrong, is not it, but why not seek "other" interesting character ... I do not know ... look at puebloinédito , there is full ... or see if a Fort interests you do not know ... contact him to Bill Gates, Lazzari Lita ...
Cupid (irritated) - There is!, Go, go just to find someone else and let me alone!
Screenwriter: (angry) - Look how alive they are! But no thanks, I already know what I want, and if not for good then it will be for bad. (Authoritarian) screenwriter Here I am, and here is what I say ... Is that clear, or is it drawing? ... So my dear Cupid, now it's going to take a bath and clean clothing. When ready, grab your items and work with me. (Cupid is looking, among shocked and scared) I NOW! ...
(Cupid goes, protesting and in high dudgeon. Soon becomes bathed, combed, perfumed and with a completely white coat.)
Screenwriter: (Looks surprised) - Okay, this is the plan: you're going to travel the world, every corner of the world , to find all people who disagree with this way of life. As the meetings, you will be convinced to join you. Then you bring here, we organize and do a revolution, revolt, or at least do some brothel in the midst of this great boredom ... I urgently need new characters to give an interesting twist to this snafu, you know? It's simple, you can do it, do it ...
Cupid (trying to resign) - You're crazier than I thought ...
Screenwriter: (interrupts) -Crazy or not, remember you are under my strict orders, gee. Leave that old attitude of complaining and go now to fulfill its mission!.
(Cupid angry, furious, protesting screams, begins its journey.)
(To be continued ..)
Friday, July 30, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
How To Give A Speech For Work Aniversary
Cupid and I (Introduction)
This story took place in a very long future.
Due to the massive use of Viagra for centuries, the male body morphed dramatically. Humans males were born, grew and died with his penis in a permanent state of erection. During the transition many women happily took advantage of this fact, and there were periods in which gold had exceeded their love life to a lifelong sexual debauchery. But gold soon became mud: the sex stopped being interesting, romantic love was dead.
I was finally about to fulfill the prophecy stated several times that the end of the race was close. Indifferent to the possibility of sexual relations, men and women, old and died without issue. Some scientists swam against the tide of time human cloning is provided voluntarily and women who still retained some maternal instinct, gestures in her womb and gave birth to hope.
In this world without love, no sex, no sense hiding some timeless characters, that being prior to mutation, retained their genetic structure as we know it today.
One was Cupid, who for millennia served their time and their aim to unite hearts. Was desolate: not working, and seeing that his work was trampled by the irresponsible use of drugs, had left to depression and alcoholism.
His mane of golden curls once was now a tangle of gray hair long and dirty. His plump little body had tripled in size. Besides suffering gout, hypertension and arrhythmias.
lived on the streets as a hobo. Was protected from the cold with bonfires that performed with infinite arrows, now useless.
So I saw the day I found it by accident.
was a shocking event that forever changed both their lives.
(To be continued ...:)
This story took place in a very long future.
Due to the massive use of Viagra for centuries, the male body morphed dramatically. Humans males were born, grew and died with his penis in a permanent state of erection. During the transition many women happily took advantage of this fact, and there were periods in which gold had exceeded their love life to a lifelong sexual debauchery. But gold soon became mud: the sex stopped being interesting, romantic love was dead.
I was finally about to fulfill the prophecy stated several times that the end of the race was close. Indifferent to the possibility of sexual relations, men and women, old and died without issue. Some scientists swam against the tide of time human cloning is provided voluntarily and women who still retained some maternal instinct, gestures in her womb and gave birth to hope.
In this world without love, no sex, no sense hiding some timeless characters, that being prior to mutation, retained their genetic structure as we know it today.
One was Cupid, who for millennia served their time and their aim to unite hearts. Was desolate: not working, and seeing that his work was trampled by the irresponsible use of drugs, had left to depression and alcoholism.
His mane of golden curls once was now a tangle of gray hair long and dirty. His plump little body had tripled in size. Besides suffering gout, hypertension and arrhythmias.
lived on the streets as a hobo. Was protected from the cold with bonfires that performed with infinite arrows, now useless.
So I saw the day I found it by accident.
was a shocking event that forever changed both their lives.
(To be continued ...:)
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Are Scorpio Men Crazy
If I told myself one day:
"there should be no illusion without a base", why did he have? Certainly a smile, a phrase made a more than "hello, how are you?" are not base.
So why did he have? Well then, I am naïve, there is no other explanation. But try not to remain so.
To do think it , what speak it, imagine what . Why, if there was never anything .
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Mastering Piano Sight Reading Wong
friend lunar, solar Friend ... amigaaa, amigooo
Marciano: Huy, And that noise? Where next?
who is always on the Moon: From the Earth, can not you see? They are all celebrating the day of the friend ... ahem, ahem ... in honor of me, obviously!
Marciano: (sarcastically) Juaaaaaa! Yeah, in honor of when "they" trampled you jajaa humans, nothing more friendly than that jua!
who is always on the Moon: (offended) Envious.
One hanging on a tag colors: Ayy no! Every year the same! (Look at Mars and who is always on the Moon) please stop arguing
Another hung a cloud of colors: Yes, please we ask ... be good girl.
Marciano: began the Moon ... Ego is too big ...
who is always on the Moon: EGO At least I have no other ... beings of the galaxy sub only serve to inspire some original films of science fiction ..
Marciano: That desire to break into pieces with my insufferable lunatic destructive weapons! He said that is the day of his friend and does not give, but ....
(Spend a super modern ship which is approaching the scene)
One hanging on a tag colors: Look! Is not the Planet Express ship? I seemed to see Leela and Fry ... Another
hung a cloud of colors: ... I do not think the hands should be up filming the new season ...
(From Nave ...)
Icarus: I, Icarus. (He leans out the window of the nave, is fully clothed in a suit of asbestos double) was saved from death and all the while I was researching new materials resistant to high temperatures. Finally I got the phone Fashion Edna and I made this outfit ... (out of the ship, and gives a little walk to show)
One hanging on a tag colors: (secretly) And who is this? Another
hung a cloud of colors: (replied quietly) I think it's one that was flying wings to reach the sun ... a madman ...
Marciano: (annoyed) Full Carton! About that there was no huge egos ...
who is always on the Moon: (with false politeness) Icarus ... so long ... How lucky you are well ... What are you doing here? ..
Icarus: I come to claim what is mine, since I am the first human to leave Earth's atmosphere and I went to any planetucho nor even a simple "satellite" .. but I went into the Light. (proudly) With courage I turned toward the sun, and after many years I get to it. So I want to be held the day of a friend after my arrival at the Sun Also, friends are like the sun light the way, bring joy and warmth to life, y. .. but not see them, are always ...
One hanging on a tag colors: Well ... after so many years might have reinforced a discourse more ... developed mmm ... And it's not predictable and full of corny cliches. Another
hung a cloud of colors: Si ... mmmm (excited) is pretty cheesy ... but (glazed eyes) ... excites me (weeps with emotion ...)
One hanging on a tag colors: Noo, please do not cry, I beg you ... It will fill all the water and then no more we took off to NASA's ... please ... Another
hung a cloud of colors, I can not help (cries and cries)
One hanging on a tag colors: (shouts) Curtain please! Urgent! Down the curtain!
(Slowly down a black curtain decorated with bright stars, which reads as follows)
HAPPY FRIEND, FRIEND ...
THANKS FOR HAPPY WITH MY HEART AND GET YOUR GOOD WAVE THAT THE UNIVERSE EVER BE A BETTER PLACE
ET: (below-the-scenes looks) Y-by-not-celebrating-the-day- that-I-got-a-la-land? (out Icarus covers her mouth and carries it behind the curtain ...)
Writer - Zafa?
Entertainment Critic: .... ..... ..... (away)
Screenwriter: Happy day to all my friends and friends, in my heart ... I love them and those who are far away ... damn I miss them!!
Marciano: Huy, And that noise? Where next?
who is always on the Moon: From the Earth, can not you see? They are all celebrating the day of the friend ... ahem, ahem ... in honor of me, obviously!
Marciano: (sarcastically) Juaaaaaa! Yeah, in honor of when "they" trampled you jajaa humans, nothing more friendly than that jua!
who is always on the Moon: (offended) Envious.
One hanging on a tag colors: Ayy no! Every year the same! (Look at Mars and who is always on the Moon) please stop arguing
Another hung a cloud of colors: Yes, please we ask ... be good girl.
Marciano: began the Moon ... Ego is too big ...
who is always on the Moon: EGO At least I have no other ... beings of the galaxy sub only serve to inspire some original films of science fiction ..
Marciano: That desire to break into pieces with my insufferable lunatic destructive weapons! He said that is the day of his friend and does not give, but ....
(Spend a super modern ship which is approaching the scene)
One hanging on a tag colors: Look! Is not the Planet Express ship? I seemed to see Leela and Fry ... Another
hung a cloud of colors: ... I do not think the hands should be up filming the new season ...
(From Nave ...)
Icarus: I, Icarus. (He leans out the window of the nave, is fully clothed in a suit of asbestos double) was saved from death and all the while I was researching new materials resistant to high temperatures. Finally I got the phone Fashion Edna and I made this outfit ... (out of the ship, and gives a little walk to show)
One hanging on a tag colors: (secretly) And who is this? Another
hung a cloud of colors: (replied quietly) I think it's one that was flying wings to reach the sun ... a madman ...
Marciano: (annoyed) Full Carton! About that there was no huge egos ...
who is always on the Moon: (with false politeness) Icarus ... so long ... How lucky you are well ... What are you doing here? ..
Icarus: I come to claim what is mine, since I am the first human to leave Earth's atmosphere and I went to any planetucho nor even a simple "satellite" .. but I went into the Light. (proudly) With courage I turned toward the sun, and after many years I get to it. So I want to be held the day of a friend after my arrival at the Sun Also, friends are like the sun light the way, bring joy and warmth to life, y. .. but not see them, are always ...
One hanging on a tag colors: Well ... after so many years might have reinforced a discourse more ... developed mmm ... And it's not predictable and full of corny cliches. Another
hung a cloud of colors: Si ... mmmm (excited) is pretty cheesy ... but (glazed eyes) ... excites me (weeps with emotion ...)
One hanging on a tag colors: Noo, please do not cry, I beg you ... It will fill all the water and then no more we took off to NASA's ... please ... Another
hung a cloud of colors, I can not help (cries and cries)
One hanging on a tag colors: (shouts) Curtain please! Urgent! Down the curtain!
(Slowly down a black curtain decorated with bright stars, which reads as follows)
HAPPY FRIEND, FRIEND ...
THANKS FOR HAPPY WITH MY HEART AND GET YOUR GOOD WAVE THAT THE UNIVERSE EVER BE A BETTER PLACE
ET: (below-the-scenes looks) Y-by-not-celebrating-the-day- that-I-got-a-la-land? (out Icarus covers her mouth and carries it behind the curtain ...)
Writer - Zafa?
Entertainment Critic: .... ..... ..... (away)
Screenwriter: Happy day to all my friends and friends, in my heart ... I love them and those who are far away ... damn I miss them!!
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