free association ... (Very veeeeery free)
The Little Mermaid: (another mermaid, nothing to do with drawing) - Poseidon !!!!!! I opened the door of the seas! I want the tide gets .. need to expand my home, I need company!!
Poseidon (She looks shocked, upset, embarrassed, annoyed, resigned ...) "Impossible. If the ocean would cover the entire surface, wipe out all non-aquatic lifestyle.
The Little Mermaid: I do not mind the price you have to pay, I order you to open those doors and that everything is sea! NOW!
Poseidon now or ever, I spent thousands of gestating life in the seas salty broth, for a whimsical mermaid to end it all. Genocide! Out of my sight!
The Little Mermaid: This will not be so, pussy, coward, bastard, bearded, fat and ugly! And I myself speak with Hades. 1
Spectator: Hades as the juice? Do you take an underground reservoir of juice?
Spectator 2: No, I do not think the juice is not hache ... I think, after what Google ...
Hades: (Misaligned, muddy, depressed, with their trousers rolled up, drawing water with a pail of beach ...) - Impossible Little Mermaid, I have a brothel of those down here. In addition to the old water leaks, which produced a flood of fucking in the river, which is the only route into and out ... with all the chaos that means ... my dog's grave at the vet, I think ate some crap radioactive or toxic waste buried there by, (he eyes fill with tears) I'm shattered, I'd die if something happens to my dog \u200b\u200b (weeps uncontrollably) ...
The Little Mermaid (angry) -Ready, I have no choice to go talk with the boss of you two, useless whiners, cowards, sissies ... !!!¡¡¡ Zeusss Zeussss!
Zeus: (who was taking a nap and wake up startled and very moody) ehhh, mmmmm what?, Who ?,¡¡¡ Heraaa see who dares to wake up with those screams!
Hera: Vos fijate Zeus, I just had to get out. I left a soup prepared in the microwave calentatela, back later .... goodbye.
Zeus: Hera ! ... Where you going? Soup ... what? How many minutes to heat up? What time are you coming? ... Again soup! Leave, I will ask for a better pizza, I'm rotten soup re ... Hera! Have you left? ... "Hera? ... It was ... Where the hell is the phone of the delivery ...? taquelopario ... I can not find ...
(remember that someone woke up from his nap, looks out the window and go to The Little Mermaid) -Heyy! you, you woke me up from a nap? What do you want? How dare ?!!.. Will happen to the telephone of a pizza?
The Little Mermaid - Lord Zeus, how goes?, Really I have no phone ... What bothered because I want to file a complaint against two of its employees, Poseidon and Hades. With all due respect, with useless as such, the world will soon become unmanageable chaos, humans empires rise, they believe gods, all will be aggregated and then post-modernity and with it the end of time ...
Zeus: (interrupts) - Why such stupidity got the audacity to wake up?
The Little Mermaid: - No no, do not misunderstand me ... I come to ask your help: I \u200b\u200bwant the land disappears, everything is sea, ocean, my habitat, huge ... I'm tired of being alone surrounded by fish ... (pretends to mourn)
Zeus: - (furious) No, this is incredible! I'll fix this now because I need to get the phone from the delivery and I can not keep wasting time with a whimsical mermaid (takes a beam hanging from his window and throws it against The Little Mermaid). No longer will you be alone, you're surrounded by death ... and now you're no siren, you're a woman! (transforms) Your name will be Paris, Paris Hilton. H
Paris: - No! Damn old! I will avenge you and all mankind! ( and started singing)
(To hear the songs, mad Zeus, Hades's dog died of a stress attack, Hades, is heartbroken suicide. Hera never returned to his home, apparently had a secret affair with Poseidon, and Zeus took the madness to run away together on a ship called Titanic indestructible)
The End
Screenwriter: - And ? Did you like Paris? Shall we?
Paris: - Yes, yes, ok ... It's nice, very nice. I Like it ... But, Who is "Poseidon"? Overwhelmed
