Sunday, November 28, 2010

Lenscrafters And Vsp Insurance

Boston Legal: Carpe diem

A fragment, for me, best TV series ever.
would like to be Alan Shore.




hope you like

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Lakme Cosmetics With Price List

All abusers: you assholes!

Today is a day against violence género.Así to you all, abusers, I dub the asshole of the day, I see you as what you are, abject beings, empty, stupid, frustrated, orangutans intellectuals who suplís ; your shortcomings abuse others.
and usually are.

Someone argued that instead of using violence to intimidate his family, the physical and / or not a person psychologically. Not a human being. Is a rest of the past, an evolutionary tara is defective genetic material. It's crap that talks and walks and hits, but shit after all.

I will make no attempt at humor on you. Not what you deserve. Only way you deserve my contempt, my deepest revulsion ... makes me gag to think that I am of the same species as you.

And all you women that Callais, you say "nothing happens" excuse me thinking it was your fault, pamper him that "he had a bad day ... . you learn to say enough is enough.

Today I am a woman. As you ....

PS: For the record I am against the concept of gender violence, I do not think there is violence, I think there is a violence against the weak, which is a broader concept, and against which had to fight. ... a society that saw us all equal, whether you're a "woman, brown, spic, fat, gay or dumb class" would be a society without violence, no racism, no sexism ... no stupid isms that are dedicated to bring others to offset their own weaknesses, all live better.


Tuesday, November 23, 2010

How To Decorate Cupcakes With A Ziploc Bag

Mariano Rajoy, the Popular Party, the derechona and the mother who gave birth

I am very preocupado.Uno of the major ENGOs in this country is silent. Rajoy has long without saying anything. Neither has reported any Catalan law in the Constitutional Court. Neither criticized Zapatero. Or anything. Not to mention
not speak or football.
course in the People's Party do not give up its efforts to make authentic jerk.
One of my favorites lately is the general secretary of the PP, María Dolores de Cospedal.

This lady, or woman, that I have the (dis) taste, collected 241,840 euros last year, broken down as a senator 43,771.70 euros, the salary of the Partido Popular -> 167,864.98, for the Triennium Estado3.560 work as a lawyer, 80 and the Senate 25,538.82 paid as compensation for expenses to carry out its role. (Luck of such compensation, as I would make ends meet without her.)

Everything will Legally and very clean, but it sounds disgusting. Apart
to be part-time senator get paid if the Popular Party.
course, the press has criticized.

And this lady has reacted with great intelligence and democratic spirit, saying it is criticized for being a woman (
http://www.publico.es/espana/347353/cospedal-dice-que-se-cuestiona-su-sueldo- to-be-wife
) and censoring the newspaper that published the news (
http://www.lavozdeasturias.es/politica/secretaria-general-vuelve-censurar-publico_0_377362310.html
) If this is the democratic nature of which is likely to be ministers with Rajoy, I have fear. Rajoy And this says nothing. In
through a progrm of TeleMadrid "Loud and clear" Salvador Sostres that derechona commentator, saying it marked a SanchezDragó he likes "the young girls of 17, 18, 19 ... that's where the tension of the flesh. "(the younger age guru leaves for SanchezDragó) More Sostres highlighting" those that have vaginas do not smell like uric acid, they are clean. "And similar niceties. (
http://www.elpais.com/articulo/sociedad/tertuliano/Telemadrid/realiza/comentarios/sexuales/explicitos/delante/menores/elpepusoc/20101117elpepusoc_1/Tes
)
All this before minor students. When children said they were from Rabat and Catalonia, the commentator laughed at them and said, "This is a school or an NGO?". The presenter reminded occasionally the presence of minors and answered with an ironic "but are in Rabat." What they were "Moors of shit" it stopped, but I thought, sure. Rajoy
And this says nothing.
That if our incredible SuperEsperanza Aguirre, the friend of children, has already rushed to say that nothing happens that those are private conversations. Rajoy

And this says nothing.

Alicia Sanchez Camacho, the woman who shares a plastic surgeon with Carmen de Mairena, is presented as a candidate for President of the Generalitat. And showing his progressive ideas and his capacity for the integration of immigrants has put a game in which she sees a fearless heroine, Alicia Croft (Bad comparison, as is a bit like Angelina Jolie, but Angelina is a woman, and Alice is .... Alicia) uploaded a bombing seagull immigrants and independence ... It seems that the bombing "fucking red" I leave open for another game. (
http://www.elpais.com/articulo/espana/PP/sustituye/inmigrantes/mafias/diana/videojuego/Alicia/Croft/elpepuesp/20101116elpepunac_21/Tes #
)
Rajoy
And this says nothing. So by pedophiles, and hypocrites, for silence, for taking us for fools, by laughing at us, racist, Cranes, by cristofrikis by meapilas by macho by xenophobes, by tolerating his criticize what Others asaltacunas to defend, and for all that I can leave the ENGO
, meeting in extraordinary plenary session, decides to grant the honorary title of Asshole November Mariano Rajoy, the Popular Party, the entire English derechona and mother that bore them all together.


Sunday, November 7, 2010

Should I Respond After An Interview

Loose (Crowd)

Dora: - There is an interpretation to the wrong day of the sayings of Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz. For example: "Men who harass them fools (said never accuse, that was a typo) the woman for no reason (Ie, to the crazy crazy .. as generic) without seeing that you are the occasion (she looks for an occasional lover) of the same that you blame (which is crazy, but crazy for you ... gil) "
Freud: - Very interesting Dora, Dora
continue ... : (surprised) - No, I press anything. I have nothing else to say ... I told you all ... Sigmund (altered ) Do you not understand what I mean?
Super Me: (in the ear of Freud) - Ojito with what you do ... is good, but you can not go mixing the many ...
Freud: - If Dora, of course I understand it ... and I'm interested Continue listening to his interpretation of Sor Juana Ines de la Cruz. Dora
: (alteradísima, euphoric) - "Interpretation?! It was a metaphor ... to say I'm crazy in love with you. So you understand? This
: (happy, relaxed, optimistic, on the other ear of Freud) - I cornered ... let it be ... give yourself .. give free rein to the pleasure principle ... return to the arms of your mother, go back to the warmth and security of the womb ...
Me: (suddenly appears and grabs it to stop talking) - Eh! Crazy ... sec ... What's going on here? .. That shut up, do not confuse me ... I fuck trauma
Super Me: (authoritarian) - both were silent. And you, Sigmund ... you work-do ba-jan. Fulfilling your duty.
Freud: (uncomfortable, nervous) - Dora, you are mistaken. A transfer that is called ... Dora
: - Well, I'll pay if you want ... give me your CBU
This: (in the ear of Freud) - Long the market, smoke a spliff, take the bitter and daleee Super Yo. ..
Freud: (away to It's a slap) - not what I meant Dora. But because you confuse your feelings. Actually what you feel is not love, but is part of the transfer. Since the transfer can begin the road to a possible "cure" ... Dora
: (spiteful, proud) - Aja. If I understand you. You're cutting the face. Well, actually all you need is love. Other than that I'm fine, healthcare, my drives in order ... Can you treat me refer you to Wilhelm Reich?
Freud: (jealous, disappointed) - I do not know ... Dora
: - So much for French May?
Freud: - I do not know where you get your strange ideas ...
(With a clatter and sparks appears a car driven by a scientist)
Doc Emmet Brown: (Dora) "Come on, I was ... Hurry up to 25 seconds there will be a beam that will take us to May 1968. Dora
: (happy for the unexpected solution) -Adios Sigmund. Vos you missed ... and never understood anything ... you'll never understand women, misogynist, sexist, retrograde ... adioss my love ... adiosss.
(Get in the car which is ongoing)
Doc Emmet Brown: - Nooo, I can not believe ... we got 3 seconds later ... We must wait here a new storm ... or find a way to start this car .. Dora
: - Does travel assistance?
Doc Emmet Brown: - Yes, of course. Dora
: - then we can do is leave the car here and go two blocks to the stop of the Collective Unconscious. I do not remember if it goes through May 1968, but it sure makes us closer.
Doc Emmet Brown: - Great, then we in bondi.
(up to the Collective Unconscious in addition to carrying the different archetypes and other people trying to get from one place to another)
Dora: (looks out the window) - Ayy no ... recontra we spent ...
Doc Emmet Brown: - I thought so ... by no never walked here ... Where are we? Dora
: (read a poster) - Argentina, 2010 ... I gotcha the century and the continent ...
Doc Emmet Brown: - Since we're here we go down to see ...
(come down and watch the city, cars, people ...)
Dora: - What a nice man! It seems it was true what I heard on the bus on the Latin lovers ... Will spirited?
Doc Emmet Brown: -If so, remember that we need energy to start the car .. The car! Dora Wait for me here, I'll call again to bring me this far.
(Dora enters a bar, see a table you are sitting 3 men and approaches them.)
Dora: - Hi, How are you? This is the first time I come to this place and I'm half bewildered ... Can you tell me how to do at this time to make a handsome man like you go to have wild sex and perhaps in time some love with a woman like me?
Guille: - do not know what to say ... you can start to make a photoblog Poringa ... .. Victor
: - O hacete Facebook and got a provocative photos ... Roberto
: - Do not be cut ... Eme and give me your chat ... Dora
: - Thanks. I understand less than we understand him to Freud. Until then
Doc Emmet Brown: - Good news! Since I have the car and we can walk with a cortorcuito ... Whenever we go ... Dora
: - Come on now, but I want to go back to Freud ...
Doc Emmet Brown: - Here we go
(arrive and break into the office where smoking Freud melancholy looking out the window)
Freud: (happy to see again Dora) - I knew I would Dora, lie on the couch ... Dora
: - Sigmund No thanks. I came to tell nothing but the theory of hysteria arises from a projection. Projects in me that that's wrong with you. Your Super is leaving I do not live. Only here you're hysterical. And believe me in the future, there will be many more like you. This
: - Take advantage now, with that I will beat Super slow to react. Be happy for a while at least, give ...
Freud: (sad, defeated, frustrated) - I will refer you Dora. Here I leave the card of Carl Jung. The Collective Unconscious leave it in the corner. Adios Dora. Dora
: -hysterical, fearful, cowardly ... Adios. End




Screenwriter: - Well ... I do not know .. the idea of \u200b\u200bmaking an argument porn with psychological nuances that can climb the social networks made me hard .. Do not you think that something is missing? Roberto
: - We forgot to put Twitter ... Victor
: - For me it is great ... we need to get a mine that is safe to do the role of Dora ..
Writer - Si ... but the erotic part, did not realize that there are no sex scenes? I do not know .. maybe Freud could sell at some point ... or Doc Emmet Brown .. maybe ... Roberto
: - Aww noo, it would ruin everything! Goodism is so.
Guille: - The only thing I think is that we should have a little more prominence ... I do not know ... we end up with two little words everyone ...
Screenwriter: (Ay Dora ... as you understand ...) - Well, well .. I am writing after a couple of lines more ... and see if they are correct the roles of the psychic apparatus ... terminology ...
Guille: - No one will notice ..