(Cupid, Bin Laden, Monica Lewinsky and Bush hot stuff all to travel in search of Menem. They're about to go out and Cupid accidentally discovers that someone else is there that he had hidden. In a sort of laboratory built on the banks of a rushing stream, a man locked up)
Cupid (going to the lab) "Wait, what's this?
Monica Lewinsky: (nervous) "Nothing, nothing. Is a technician who works here ... We are going to be late, we must begin now ...
Cupid - No, first I want to know who that person ... (approaching and see the person dumps a product in water) What are you doing?
Monica Lewinsky: (he makes a sign of bin Laden, who pulls out a gun and goes to Cupid) - I said we gotta go Cupid.
Cupid - No, if they want to kill me, I do not care. I'm not leaving here until you tell me who is this guy and it does here.
Bush: (desperate, dramatic) -Nooooo, not killed by please! I will tell all: the Lord is Craig Venter. The kidnap and force it to adulterate the water around the world with Viagra. It is part of Monica's plan for revenge. There, now we please, I'm eager to join my love ...
Monica Lewinsky: - Idiot, no one had to know ... Cupid
: (surprised) - So ... whole story of the mutation and others .... is a lie ... (angry) They ruined my career, my life, and the whole world! (going to the lab, enters and frees the scientist)
Craig Venter: (excited) - Thank you, thank you! I will live to thank him. My poor artificial bacteria should be dead already ... (distressed) I go, I go to my lab, I lost time ... (running) thanks! ...
Cupid - I demand that they stop throwing water Viagra ... but no deal ...
Monica Lewinsky: (resigned) - Okay. Bin, go, go off the lab.
(dismantled the lab and we started. They go to where Menem)
Cupid (Bush) - We must be very careful, for my arrow can pass through the two cores without Menem's knowledge. You position yourself here and not move. I'm going to find the best angle for the arrow.
Bush: (thrilled) - Yes! Yes! I'll do what I ask ...
(Cupid seeks the best location to launch his arrow, and when he does have both hearts aligned, makes a sign to Bush and shoot the arrow. Bin Laden and Monica Lewinsky look expectant. Bush screams in pain, and his heart bleeds . At the same moment heard a sharp cry of pain from La Rioja.)
Monica Lewinsky: (desperate rush to Bush) - What happened? Bush, Bush ... answer ... (looks at Cupid) What did you do? You killed him!
Cupid (confused, go and look at Bush, which is bathed in blood ... I checked) I do not understand ... never went something like this ... But I think what happened is that none of them had heart ...
(Meanwhile, the world feels a wave of positive energy shining. With the death of these two beings without a heart, the balance that weighs good and evil is inclined towards love and peace. In addition, water begins to be pure, and the effects of Viagra overdose slowly begin to leave).
Cupid - Well, it's time to continue the journey, let us expect that the Writer.
(They reach the former home of Cupid. The Writer is very entertained by Linyera2. Linyera1 keeps alive the fire, and from 3 to sing and drink wine.)
Screenwriter: - Cupid! What a joy to see you again! Did you see that it was worth the trip? Monica, Bin, are welcome! (the hobos) Roberto, Victor, bring more wine we have visitors!
Bin Laden: - I'll go with Victor ...
Monica Lewinsky: - Well ... this place is very nice ...
Cupid (A screenwriter) - Well .. Mission accomplished right? "These characters will serve to the story that you wanted to write?
Screenwriter: (laughing) - Oh Cupid ... is they spent so much in your absence ...
Linyera 2: (embraces Screenwriter) "Yes, master ... and here we are putting our own history.
Cupid - Well, but the trip was not in vain ... (approaching Monica, looks into her eyes and takes her hand) - Monica ... Would not you like to join our hearts with one of my arrows?
Monica Lewinsky: - Ay fat, do not take it bad ... but I'm actually in love with the power ...
Cupid - you never hear about the power of love, baby?
Monica Lewinsky: (looks at him with an outline of love) - No, but you could tell me ....
The End ...
Writer: - And? What do you think? "Zafa?
Cupid - Zafa, yes, but this time it pulls off the crush that is you Come ....¡ Roberto!
Screenwriter: (nervous, begins to run) - Stop messing around Cupid, out of here look how clear all eh ...
Cupid (With laughter) --afraid ... and I'll grab you by surprise ...
Idea, direction and production: What is left of my mind & pecesypescaditos INC
Cast (in order of appearance): Cupid
............. Writer Mickey Rourke
............. ....................... Ivana
Linyera1 Espina (Victor) ... Ricky Martin
Linyera ............ 2 (Johnny Depp
Roberto )............. ............ Monica Lewinsky Kim Bassinger
..... ....................... Bin Laden Kotur Boluda the Bush
Menem ............................ ........... Montgomery Burns Ricardo Fort
................ Craig Venter .... Doc Emmett Brown ...............
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