Friday, April 2, 2010

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not believe everything you say

Until a few days I was a strong advocate of common sense, folk wisdom, the legacy that generations receive from our ancestors.
What better expression of this that proverbs: perfect synthesis of knowledge accumulated by people throughout history. Who can argue with a saying? Who can remain indifferent to his exact words, accurate, suitable for every occasion of life? Until a few days would have answered: no. But I have fallen sharply on account of the sayings that are evil and nefarious designs that can only lead to doom humanity to a higher than the already seen and experienced. The sayings are probably the creation of a visionary group of evil souls that have been configured with machiavellian perfection all the elements necessary to move the threads of human actions and ideas so that this network be tight weave that locks us, it crushes us dominates, exploits, squeeze us and let us die in terror: the world today. Do not believe me? So blind are so alienated? Do not succumb to the thoughtlessness painless lobotomy and custom. Open your eyes, sheepskin quitémosle the wolf stalking the future of humanity mercilessly gutting and see these examples:
"A bird in hand is worth flying" That which at first seems a saying is the first foundation of this consumer society, which prioritizes the "having" rather than "being" especially slavery consumption priority and ambition against the freedom to rise above the reality that a flock of birds to better future. Submissive sheep of the flock, we clutching a bird as a trophy, seeing as it is wide and infinite sky, and seeing that both take hold of the bird falters. Thus, we reach the end of our lives with empty hands, and a gnawing dissatisfaction that our true nature: the desire (now late, impossible) to freedom. Also include, the unsustainability of this model of consumer world, since both strive to have the bird itself, and stick for several generations, we have reached a critical point of ecological and environmental imbalance which apparently has no return. And this is so much they intend to support other sayings economic and social model, as if nothing happened: "A bad weather, good face," read as spellbound victims of floods, droughts and other climatic ills caused by not leaving released birds. "Let no one say of this water I drink" insist and drink water contaminated with heavy metals, chemicals and other industrial wastes.
with frightening consistency, we see this plot satanic sayings that surround us from another perspective: the rush, rush, the stress, life passes as if the bullet train, and upon reaching the last station is revealed as a couple of steps on the edge of a path that could have been happy and bright if we had devoted our time to live in harmony with nature and the universe, instead of devoting your life to hunt birds such as frantic running behind the birds, even pretend to fly, believing that Coke will really make our life more happy and all the other things we advertised. "When God helps early bird," a clear example of emotional blackmail. What kind of God would have this level of sadism to help only those who act against their own biorhythm up early? "Do not leave for tomorrow what you can do today, "a vague but effective method for 24 hours a day to be productive, because ..." today "can be a continuous present if we are dedicated to producing, to do ...
is impossible in this humble space analyze collective enlightenment countless sayings with malicious words have managed to get to this reality we live and suffer, but we can combat and reverse, transform, revolutionize and building again.
it is necessary to start paying attention to the direction concealed what appears to us as mere harmless words. I saw how Xuxa lyrics were heard in reverse invocation of the devil. Do not wait, time is now. You have to give a new meaning in life hell =)

Friday, March 5, 2010

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the line of least resistance =)

In an act of simplicity, and seeking to rescue the essential (??!!) just include "What is left of my mind" in "Pecesypescaditos", eliminating forever "What plenty of my mind "
It's all here ... =)
also be noted that I made some small but nice change. In principle, I added several links quichicientos, other blogs or pages selected =) I recommend is ... There is almost something for everyone ...=)
other hand, I founded my own Fan Club. Always dreamed of having a fan club ...= D but basically, my incipient paranoid psychosis is emphasized in front of the word "fan" ... Must be why the update is scarce lately: P
Fan Club on the other hand is infinitely more entertaining ... imagine instead of stalking people, I imagine them with banners, shouting madly to see a new entry in the blog. That will increase my already huge ego and I will have extra motivation to write more often and wave.
If you see me with dark glasses and attitude elusive and disappear for a long time ... not least ... let me cry ... go unnoticed ... I always preferred a low profile: D

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

William Rogers And Son Aa Butter Knife

zero inspiration

is not inevitable feel pressure to update the blogs ... No.
I just hope that the "inspiration" which comes to me with Jhonny Deep a bouquet of jasmine, but no. Inspired, expired, sigh. I get angry because that idiot Johnny Depp abandons me, deeply inspired, expired and while I do envision a black cloud of toxic smoke coming out of my being and evaporated (maybe polluting the atmosphere ... but hey, everything has its price ...) and so purify my emotions. Deep breathing relaxes me completely, reason why I fall asleep. I dream of seas and huge swimming pools. Whenever I wake up I dream of water in a good mood, feeling of having actually swum the whole night. Almost certain to have regained my normal breathing, and so inspired, start to interact with the environment. Error! And it says I ching and common sense: everything that has just begun to be careful to the extreme, to get stronger. My interaction with the environment is not smooth. Where problems, inconveniences, lawsuits by several of my cohabitants. Nobody notices my (fragile) good humor have dreamed of product water. I sit down again. And cranky. Johnny Depp appears that not because it out with a broom and throw him over the head of jasmine. Inspired and expired as an asthmatic, and hyperventilate at the risk of aggravating the situation. Display a toxic black cloud I can not afford. Displaying a hurricane that tomorrow I will patent before I steal it as a sequel FX "Twister" or "2012" ... I'm slowly
relaxing ... now I have a little dream ...
Whenever I fall asleep. Under these conditions it is difficult to upgrade these tanks ... Tanks, how nice ... relaxes me see large fish tanks ... zzzzzzzzzzzz, I'm sleeping. Would dream of water ...

Saturday, February 13, 2010

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Eternally in love (Be my Valentine)

No no, do not be alarmed ... I'm not going to break my old habit of missing the festivities. I will not elaborate in a plea for love and lovers in the world. For that see TV. Not so.
sui generis in this space and on the occasion of Valentine's day, I pay tribute to all the impossible love of history. To be more specific, egocentric and narcissistic (if that possible) I will pay tribute all my love impossible.
heads the ranking (in chronological order) my first love impossible to call him "A".
I met "A" in Neuquén, probably in 1989 or around that time. Near the square of the artisans was a green wooden door, and the door frame had a caller with a hand. I do not remember well the circumstances in which I met "A", but I remember it was love at first sight. I do not remember how that first sight triggered in some dialogue and ride together. The theme is "A" was obsessed with starting the caller with a hand, and every time I tried going out there. I wanted to use that obsession to the point, and I wrote posts (probably something corny, poetic or pathetic) to the wall. He replied on the same page, so I really was convinced that "A" was the man of my life. Also, I joined his obsession, and every time the caller was trying to boot. First with the altruistic intention romantic gifts, to seal our love definitely. Later, because of sheer competition, the want for me to display it before him, triumphant. Neither one nor the other: neither could win the trophy, and also "A" never gave me ball. I think the last thing I wrote on that wall was a brief and bitter "coward."
continue with "M", a beautiful stranger I came across one afternoon in Neuquén. Circumstances led me to figure out it was an arts student, recently arrived from Rosario, who was staying with his mother in a hotel. I was rather shy, but when I came to fear the chain was convinced that "M" was the man of my life (yes, obviously I liked, that was enough to convince me of anything =) No I had a better idea to buy some beautiful flowers (????????????!!!!!!!), write something (yeah yeah, certainly poetic, pathetic and cheesy) and send all at the hotel where stayed (which previously had called and found out the name and number of room) should be mentioned that at that time there were no phones, no internet, so on the card included my name, and my home phone. That was a Friday afternoon. I spent all weekend sitting by the phone (I think you recount in puebloinedito ) That weekend I learned to knit, as guessed the reasons why "M" still had not called me. (Or was dumb, or the florist had lost my card, or had bad my phone number ... I had no choice haha). The issue is that "M" never called me. Time passed me I graduated from high school, I enrolled in Arts at the National University Comahue ... The first week of school, second or third day, enter the new teacher. It was "M", who was a teacher, no pupil. In the list, was obviously my first and last name. I think there I decided to go to study something else and another city, far from there ...
The third of the list is "E", a cute, funny, sensitive and beautiful fellow faculty. After completing a full year together, preparing materials together, it installed in my house from morning to night, I began to feel that all "E" was the man of my life. One night at a bar, or similar, there was a situation histeriqueo too explicit, I took a corner near "E" express my dark intentions. The individual, very sharp, I said something like "for these confused" ("Confused me? Never been more sure in that moment! =) The theme was simple," E "fled like Cinderella at the 23:55, I needed a glass slipper I thought of throwing a bottle ... but I refrained. Not bad, but I had been imprisoned and had never met "M Bis." With everything was much simpler. After months of back and forth with several hysteria, and demonstrating that you always learn from mistakes, I got tired of the uncertainty and stated to "M Bis" my feelings. After praising my courage and bravery, the very idiot told me something like that things can be in two ways: either yes or no. (Aha, I thought, and damn does that depend on it or not?) Do not depend on anything, it was his elegant way of saying "NO", though of course this conclusion came after months of thinking, consult tarot , psychologists, psychiatrists and take 300 cups of coffee to read the answer in the deleted ...
Enfin ... To this list I add Timeless: The super agent 86, Julio Bocca and Johnny Depp.
The good news is that the long perspective view is so funny me my blindness, too little patience and self-confidence, certain that in a few years but this list is much more extensive.

For now, take this opportunity to greet all the smarmy love in his day, nothing more than to later comment that I'm not a spinster resentful =)
By the way, Happy Chinese New Year, begins today ... the year of the tiger =)