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Cupid and I (Introduction)

This story took place in a very long future.
Due to the massive use of Viagra for centuries, the male body morphed dramatically. Humans males were born, grew and died with his penis in a permanent state of erection. During the transition many women happily took advantage of this fact, and there were periods in which gold had exceeded their love life to a lifelong sexual debauchery. But gold soon became mud: the sex stopped being interesting, romantic love was dead.
I was finally about to fulfill the prophecy stated several times that the end of the race was close. Indifferent to the possibility of sexual relations, men and women, old and died without issue. Some scientists swam against the tide of time human cloning is provided voluntarily and women who still retained some maternal instinct, gestures in her womb and gave birth to hope.
In this world without love, no sex, no sense hiding some timeless characters, that being prior to mutation, retained their genetic structure as we know it today.
One was Cupid, who for millennia served their time and their aim to unite hearts. Was desolate: not working, and seeing that his work was trampled by the irresponsible use of drugs, had left to depression and alcoholism.
His mane of golden curls once was now a tangle of gray hair long and dirty. His plump little body had tripled in size. Besides suffering gout, hypertension and arrhythmias.
lived on the streets as a hobo. Was protected from the cold with bonfires that performed with infinite arrows, now useless.
So I saw the day I found it by accident.
was a shocking event that forever changed both their lives.

(To be continued ...:)

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If I told myself one day:

"there should be no illusion without a base"

, why did he have? Certainly a smile, a phrase made a more than "hello, how are you?" are not base.

So why did he have? Well then, I am naïve, there is no other explanation. But try not to remain so.

To do think it , what speak it, imagine what . Why, if there was never anything .

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friend lunar, solar Friend ... amigaaa, amigooo

Marciano: Huy, And that noise? Where next?
who is always on the Moon: From the Earth, can not you see? They are all celebrating the day of the friend ... ahem, ahem ... in honor of me, obviously!
Marciano: (sarcastically) Juaaaaaa! Yeah, in honor of when "they" trampled you jajaa humans, nothing more friendly than that jua!
who is always on the Moon: (offended) Envious.
One hanging on a tag colors: Ayy no! Every year the same! (Look at Mars and who is always on the Moon) please stop arguing
Another hung a cloud of colors: Yes, please we ask ... be good girl.
Marciano: began the Moon ... Ego is too big ...
who is always on the Moon: EGO At least I have no other ... beings of the galaxy sub only serve to inspire some original films of science fiction ..
Marciano: That desire to break into pieces with my insufferable lunatic destructive weapons! He said that is the day of his friend and does not give, but ....
(Spend a super modern ship which is approaching the scene)
One hanging on a tag colors: Look! Is not the Planet Express ship? I seemed to see Leela and Fry ... Another
hung a cloud of colors: ... I do not think the hands should be up filming the new season ...
(From Nave ...)
Icarus: I, Icarus. (He leans out the window of the nave, is fully clothed in a suit of asbestos double) was saved from death and all the while I was researching new materials resistant to high temperatures. Finally I got the phone Fashion Edna and I made this outfit ... (out of the ship, and gives a little walk to show)
One hanging on a tag colors: (secretly) And who is this? Another
hung a cloud of colors: (replied quietly) I think it's one that was flying wings to reach the sun ... a madman ...
Marciano: (annoyed) Full Carton! About that there was no huge egos ...
who is always on the Moon: (with false politeness) Icarus ... so long ... How lucky you are well ... What are you doing here? ..
Icarus: I come to claim what is mine, since I am the first human to leave Earth's atmosphere and I went to any planetucho nor even a simple "satellite" .. but I went into the Light. (proudly) With courage I turned toward the sun, and after many years I get to it. So I want to be held the day of a friend after my arrival at the Sun Also, friends are like the sun light the way, bring joy and warmth to life, y. .. but not see them, are always ...
One hanging on a tag colors: Well ... after so many years might have reinforced a discourse more ... developed mmm ... And it's not predictable and full of corny cliches. Another
hung a cloud of colors: Si ... mmmm (excited) is pretty cheesy ... but (glazed eyes) ... excites me (weeps with emotion ...)
One hanging on a tag colors: Noo, please do not cry, I beg you ... It will fill all the water and then no more we took off to NASA's ... please ... Another
hung a cloud of colors, I can not help (cries and cries)
One hanging on a tag colors: (shouts) Curtain please! Urgent! Down the curtain!
(Slowly down a black curtain decorated with bright stars, which reads as follows)
HAPPY FRIEND, FRIEND ...
THANKS FOR HAPPY WITH MY HEART AND GET YOUR GOOD WAVE THAT THE UNIVERSE EVER BE A BETTER PLACE
ET: (below-the-scenes looks) Y-by-not-celebrating-the-day- that-I-got-a-la-land? (out Icarus covers her mouth and carries it behind the curtain ...)

Writer - Zafa?
Entertainment Critic: .... ..... ..... (away)


Screenwriter: Happy day to all my friends and friends, in my heart ... I love them and those who are far away ... damn I miss them!!

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free association ... (Very veeeeery free)

The Little Mermaid: (another mermaid, nothing to do with drawing) - Poseidon !!!!!! I opened the door of the seas! I want the tide gets .. need to expand my home, I need company!!
Poseidon (She looks shocked, upset, embarrassed, annoyed, resigned ...) "Impossible. If the ocean would cover the entire surface, wipe out all non-aquatic lifestyle.
The Little Mermaid: I do not mind the price you have to pay, I order you to open those doors and that everything is sea! NOW!
Poseidon now or ever, I spent thousands of gestating life in the seas salty broth, for a whimsical mermaid to end it all. Genocide! Out of my sight!
The Little Mermaid: This will not be so, pussy, coward, bastard, bearded, fat and ugly! And I myself speak with Hades. 1
Spectator: Hades as the juice? Do you take an underground reservoir of juice?
Spectator 2: No, I do not think the juice is not hache ... I think, after what Google ...
Hades: (Misaligned, muddy, depressed, with their trousers rolled up, drawing water with a pail of beach ...) - Impossible Little Mermaid, I have a brothel of those down here. In addition to the old water leaks, which produced a flood of fucking in the river, which is the only route into and out ... with all the chaos that means ... my dog's grave at the vet, I think ate some crap radioactive or toxic waste buried there by, (he eyes fill with tears) I'm shattered, I'd die if something happens to my dog \u200b\u200b (weeps uncontrollably) ...
The Little Mermaid (angry) -Ready, I have no choice to go talk with the boss of you two, useless whiners, cowards, sissies ... !!!¡¡¡ Zeusss Zeussss!
Zeus: (who was taking a nap and wake up startled and very moody) ehhh, mmmmm what?, Who ?,¡¡¡ Heraaa see who dares to wake up with those screams!
Hera: Vos fijate Zeus, I just had to get out. I left a soup prepared in the microwave calentatela, back later .... goodbye.
Zeus: Hera ! ... Where you going? Soup ... what? How many minutes to heat up? What time are you coming? ... Again soup! Leave, I will ask for a better pizza, I'm rotten soup re ... Hera! Have you left? ... "Hera? ... It was ... Where the hell is the phone of the delivery ...? taquelopario ... I can not find ...
(remember that someone woke up from his nap, looks out the window and go to The Little Mermaid) -Heyy! you, you woke me up from a nap? What do you want? How dare ?!!.. Will happen to the telephone of a pizza?
The Little Mermaid - Lord Zeus, how goes?, Really I have no phone ... What bothered because I want to file a complaint against two of its employees, Poseidon and Hades. With all due respect, with useless as such, the world will soon become unmanageable chaos, humans empires rise, they believe gods, all will be aggregated and then post-modernity and with it the end of time ...
Zeus: (interrupts) - Why such stupidity got the audacity to wake up?
The Little Mermaid: - No no, do not misunderstand me ... I come to ask your help: I \u200b\u200bwant the land disappears, everything is sea, ocean, my habitat, huge ... I'm tired of being alone surrounded by fish ... (pretends to mourn)
Zeus: - (furious) No, this is incredible! I'll fix this now because I need to get the phone from the delivery and I can not keep wasting time with a whimsical mermaid (takes a beam hanging from his window and throws it against The Little Mermaid). No longer will you be alone, you're surrounded by death ... and now you're no siren, you're a woman! (transforms) Your name will be Paris, Paris Hilton. H
Paris: - No! Damn old! I will avenge you and all mankind! ( and started singing)

(To hear the songs, mad Zeus, Hades's dog died of a stress attack, Hades, is heartbroken suicide. Hera never returned to his home, apparently had a secret affair with Poseidon, and Zeus took the madness to run away together on a ship called Titanic indestructible)

The End

Screenwriter: - And ? Did you like Paris? Shall we?
Paris: - Yes, yes, ok ... It's nice, very nice. I Like it ... But, Who is "Poseidon"? Overwhelmed